January 2010
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Cocktails for the Films of Dakota Fanning
Here is a collection of cocktails I compiled to enjoy while watching some Dakota Fanning classics.
I Am Sam: Little Dakota stars in this film as an intelligent girl with a mentally challenged father (Academy Award Winner Sean Penn). This cocktail may be my most offensive choice and was inspired by an episode of Strangers with Candy, specifically this: “Hi. This is Wilford Brimley. Welcome...
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you guys know my last name doesn’t really end in a ‘z’ right?
i don’t want to head into the new year living a lie.
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Quite possibly the worst invention in the realm of vision correction and...
– Kia Matthews on transition lenses
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two songs
one song is better than the other:
salt-n-pepa: push it
gargage: push it
which one?
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typical phone conversation
me: you used the zipcar across the street from our apartment didn't you?
d: how'd you know?
me: it was covered in glitter.
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important gif
(side note: if you know where this comes from please tell me…i need more.)
on priorities
i should be cleaning, yet I am reading up on dionne warwick’s wikipedia page.
there are things i need to know now.
Back when Paris was at her height of fame and people were just obsessed with...
– rashida jones on paris hilton
some quick lunch time updates
• high school boys need to discover deodorant
• free lunch is awesome
• still kinda bummed about oprah’s show ending & on top of that tyra goes and ends her show too…she better not end top model or i will be writing her a strongly worded letter
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He loves Lindsay Lohan and bow ties.
– Me, explaining why I love folkinz to new tumblr, Dating Tips For Idiots (via ramou)
i’m pretty sure i’m flattered.
sometimes i feel like i need a 'hoarders' recap...
“with one hour left steven may have had six free drinks to compensate for the fact that he lost the award that he shouldn’t have won anyway and is now watching hoarders when he should be sleeping”
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notes to self while driving:
you are not regina spektor
roll up the windows (refer to #1)
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Rachel Ray is like the cheap paperback book that you toss in your cart on the...
– comment on in defense of rachel ray