imagined internal monologue: jared leto & gerard butler

gerard: you’re like a free ride when i’m already late.

jared: i bet he’s hitting on me in his head again.

gerard: i would go down on you in a theatre.

jared: he smells like cigarettes & sex

gerard: thank u india.

jared: omg i bet he’s quoting alanis morissette again.

gerard: i got one hand in my pocket.

jared: you already won me over.