Brokedown Palace Live Blog
10:16 Sarah McLachlan singing one of her songs not used to remind you about dying animals, but in turn still reminding you about dying animals.
Bill Pullman wearing cargo pants.
Claire Danes made a mix tape for Bill Pullman.
10:19 Claire Danes is the bad girl.
Thailand means freedom.
They’re maids?
10:22 Is there some weird lesbian subplot to this I don’t know about?
Nelly Furtado is on the mixtape.
They should have just went to Hawaii.
10:23 No one buys you two praying and apparently neither do they.
10:25 “This is really unappropriate”
10:26 Do you think Temple Grandin has seen this?
10:29 Oh SNAP GIRL you just stole Claire Danes man.
10:32 “You have no idea how much you ultimately sacrificed” Claire Danes just told him.
10:36 Here we go! Off to jail with you two.
10:38 Claire Danes knows her legal rights.  Pretty smart for a teenager.
10:40 Kate Beckinsale signed the paper!! God Kate Why are you so stupid.
10:43 This movie would be so much better if they had choreographed dance numbers with all the inmates in the courtyard.
10:44 Claire Danes is, of course, not concerned about her hair.  She’s had worse haircuts.
10:46 There’s Mean Girls in prison.  “You’re a mean girl, Claire.”
10:47 Film title mentioned by the Jamaican girl.
10:49 Human Lawnmowers.
10:50 “We didn’t do it!”
10:53 “Oh you like? Good fish heads.” The Mean Girl strikes again.
10:54 33 years in the Brokedown Palace.
10:55 Look at Lou Diamond Phillips acting. What a sad fall to becoming a reality TV star.
10:57 “So you’re like a lawyer?”
11:05 CHIN ACTING!
11:07 Bill Pullman is speaking such beautiful Thai.  I would have thought he was fluent.
11:11 Make a wish! Kate Beckinsale writing a letter to the President.
11:12 Sarah McLachlan is making a return while Claire Danes gets high.
11:15 Quick trip to Hong Kong. 
11:20 Kate is mad at Claire for sleeping with the con artist guy.
11:23 Paul Walker appearance! Aging has done so much good for him.
11:26 Cockroach in Kate Beckinsale’s ear.
11:30 I wonder how long they’ve been in here at this point because Claire Dane’s dye job is holding up remarkably well.
11:31 Prison escape time.
11:33 They were so close.  I really thought they were going to make it this time.
Now they’re in the hole.
11:36 Bill Pullman likes anagrams.
Nic Parks/Skip Carn
11:37 “Please stop calling us mules.”
11:39 Bill Pullman is threatening a politician with Larry King and Barbara Walters.  I think that’s what I am going to do when I need something from now on. If you don’t let me do [this] I will call Barbara Walters.
11:40 We didn’t do it.
11:43 Royal Pardon time!
11:44 Claire Danes took the fall. We didn’t do it is right! It was just ‘I”.
11:46 Back to jail for Claire.
11:48 Claire just got all grandmotherly on Kate.  She even used a nana voice.
11:50  Still no Choreographed Dance Number.

Brokedown Palace Live Blog

10:16 Sarah McLachlan singing one of her songs not used to remind you about dying animals, but in turn still reminding you about dying animals.

Bill Pullman wearing cargo pants.

Claire Danes made a mix tape for Bill Pullman.

10:19 Claire Danes is the bad girl.

Thailand means freedom.

They’re maids?

10:22 Is there some weird lesbian subplot to this I don’t know about?

Nelly Furtado is on the mixtape.

They should have just went to Hawaii.

10:23 No one buys you two praying and apparently neither do they.

10:25 “This is really unappropriate”

10:26 Do you think Temple Grandin has seen this?

10:29 Oh SNAP GIRL you just stole Claire Danes man.

10:32 “You have no idea how much you ultimately sacrificed” Claire Danes just told him.

10:36 Here we go! Off to jail with you two.

10:38 Claire Danes knows her legal rights.  Pretty smart for a teenager.

10:40 Kate Beckinsale signed the paper!! God Kate Why are you so stupid.

10:43 This movie would be so much better if they had choreographed dance numbers with all the inmates in the courtyard.

10:44 Claire Danes is, of course, not concerned about her hair.  She’s had worse haircuts.

10:46 There’s Mean Girls in prison.  “You’re a mean girl, Claire.”

10:47 Film title mentioned by the Jamaican girl.

10:49 Human Lawnmowers.

10:50 “We didn’t do it!”

10:53 “Oh you like? Good fish heads.” The Mean Girl strikes again.

10:54 33 years in the Brokedown Palace.

10:55 Look at Lou Diamond Phillips acting. What a sad fall to becoming a reality TV star.

10:57 “So you’re like a lawyer?”

11:05 CHIN ACTING!

11:07 Bill Pullman is speaking such beautiful Thai.  I would have thought he was fluent.

11:11 Make a wish! Kate Beckinsale writing a letter to the President.

11:12 Sarah McLachlan is making a return while Claire Danes gets high.

11:15 Quick trip to Hong Kong. 

11:20 Kate is mad at Claire for sleeping with the con artist guy.

11:23 Paul Walker appearance! Aging has done so much good for him.

11:26 Cockroach in Kate Beckinsale’s ear.

11:30 I wonder how long they’ve been in here at this point because Claire Dane’s dye job is holding up remarkably well.

11:31 Prison escape time.

11:33 They were so close.  I really thought they were going to make it this time.

Now they’re in the hole.

11:36 Bill Pullman likes anagrams.

Nic Parks/Skip Carn

11:37 “Please stop calling us mules.”

11:39 Bill Pullman is threatening a politician with Larry King and Barbara Walters.  I think that’s what I am going to do when I need something from now on. If you don’t let me do [this] I will call Barbara Walters.

11:40 We didn’t do it.

11:43 Royal Pardon time!

11:44 Claire Danes took the fall. We didn’t do it is right! It was just ‘I”.

11:46 Back to jail for Claire.

11:48 Claire just got all grandmotherly on Kate.  She even used a nana voice.

11:50  Still no Choreographed Dance Number.

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