imagined anatomy of a lindsay lohan photo:

paparazzi: lindsay! lindsay!

lindsay: (turns toward photographers)

paparazzi: give me attitude! give me something! lindsay!

lindsay: (puckers lips)

paparazzi: more lindsay! give me more! more!

lindsay: (puts hand on hip)

paparazzi: lindsay! over here! squint one eye and say, “i’m 23!”

lindsay: (tilts head)

paparazzi: (click)