bestrooftalkever:

Someday, kid, you will realize that all of the time you spent proving to yourself how cool you are could have just as easily been spent not being a tiny little bitch of a person.

Two Things:

1. It took about two minutes because I googled the font so my IKEA Monkey meme would be authentic.

2. I was wrong by not crediting the original source image and have since done so. Thanks Internet!