Mo’Nique Oscar Host Watch.

never forget.

i miss my mo’nique oscar watch, so i’ll reminisce about when mo danced to beyonce’s crazy in love.

love you boo.

this is what i imagine mo’nique will send me once she gets home tonight for all my hard work.

take an hour or two and peruse what may be my greatest life work to date:

mo’nique oscar watch

(5 days left!)

you guys, with just one week away now, mo’nique oscar watch will be coming to a close (at least for this year).  i am getting worried now.  what if mo’nique doesn’t win?  what will everyone think of me.  i put almost a whole year worth of blogging into this and not one offer from the nyt, wsj, vanity fair, or at the very least the awl asked me to write something about this? i guess i will just continue blogging about watching sandra bullock movies for the rest of the year and hope a sandra bullock fan site contacts me.  fingers crossed.

who am i kidding?

mo’nique has it in the bag. carry on.

mo’nique oscar watch continues.

17 more days until mo’nique wins her sexy golden man.

now that the grammys are over i can devote all of my waking hours to mo’nique oscar watch.

I think it's fair to say that before he was sent from the future to kill John Connor he was sent to 1987 Harlem in New York City and morphed into the shape of Mo'Nique's Mary Jones in order to reek havoc and devastation on the life of Clareece "Precious" Jones, her "daughter". If 1995 taught us nothing it's that the T-1000 is not beyond taking the form of a protagonist's loved ones in order to lure them into its deadly trap. Perhaps there is a hidden sequel to come out of Precious that reveals Clareece's children, Abdul and "Mongo", as being vital instruments in the future resistance against the Cyberdyne robots.

i love this comparison.

mo’nique oscar watch continues

the final push is coming you guys.  let’s hold hands. we can do this together.

you guys

i knew mo’nique would win.

did y’all doubt me?

mo’nique oscar watch in effect.

"…Mo’Nique’s refusal to play the campaigning game, at least not in a straightforward way, which if/when she wins for Precious has the potential to set an inspiring precedent for letting quality of work, rather than vehemence of desire and scale of self-advertising, determine the eventual Oscar winner. This would entail a huge victory for actors, who ought to be able to prioritize their creative work over their own grossly expensive and almost inevitably canned gabbing about it, and also a victory for us, since the ubiquitous obsessions with horse-racing and self-perpetuating publicity are threatening to overwhelm what almost anyone has to say about the actual movies. And yet people have been giving her shit about it for months! For God’s sake, why?"

on mo’nique and her choice to not really campaign for the oscar only proves to me why she deserves even more.

get it gurl.